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American Mom Night Before Christmas by johnnyharadrim American Mom Night Before Christmas by johnnyharadrim

'Twas the Night Before Christmas

(With apologies to Clement C. Moore)

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, neither cat nor PC mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of smart gadgets danced in their heads.
I sat by the fireplace with milk and cookies,
In quiet anticipation of some festive nookie.

Out of the fireplace burst St. Nick,
Shouting ''Hohoho, treat or trick!''
I said," 'Tis the wrong holiday, I fear'',
He smiled, "Worry not good sir, American Mom is here!''

Off came the red costume and Santa mask,
American Mom stood there revealed at long last,
The star-spangled heroine, true vision of beauty,
"Is that a Yule Log in your lap or are you just happy to see me?"

"Come to American Dad, long have I waited",
She sashays over, my breath is bated,
Beneath the mistletoe, next to the tree,
Trying all through the night, for number three!

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:iconstick-bag:
I don't know if I've said this before, but he's a lucky, lucky man.
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:iconsligking:
Who needs presents with a Santa like that.
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RexForte Dec 28, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If a kid saw this, their Idea of reality would be blown.
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hotrod5 Dec 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist

Lucky sob. I wonder if American Mom would visit my home? ;)

 

Great pic. :)

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:iconjohnnyharadrim:

If you've been a good boy ;)

Yes she would, but whatever would Vyr-Na say? ;)


Thanks!

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:iconfrokamen:
looks incredible sir
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